Zach S.

Zach is of a dying breed: an actual native New Yorker! Born and raised in Queens, he began compiling his encyclopedia of useless knowledge at an early age and now uses it to mask his insecurities and show off for people he doesn’t really know and quite frankly doesn’t like too much either. Described as an upbeat curmudgeon, he claims his spirit animal is the love child of Toby Ziegler and Chandler Bing. Zach is an engineer by trade, a musician by passion, and bald by crappy genetics.